Kitchen

Skull Mug

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SKLMUG
Novelty > Living > Kitchen

Make a scary statement every day and not just on Halloween. This mug is sure to keep your coffee bone-chilling hot and any coffee thieves away..

Features:

  • Realistic skull looking ceramic mug
  • Material: Ceramic 
  • Capacity: 450 ml. 
Not suitable for microwave or dishwasher use. Hand wash only.

Yolk the Chick Egg Separator

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YULKCHIK
Novelty > Living > Kitchen

Yolk the Chick Egg Separator. This quirkly little kitchen gadget will make seperating your egg yolks from the egg whites clucking easy! Made from food safe silicone and dishwasher friendly.

Features:

  • Low-tech way to seperate eggs
  • Food safe materials
  • Dishwasher friendly

Size: 8.2 x 5 x 5.8 cm

Horsey Apron - I'm So Hungry I Could Eat a Horse

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HORMEAAPR
Novelty > Living > Kitchen

So hungry you could eat a horse? As the saying goes... Wear your intentions on your apron at your next BBQ!

Make your friends laugh with this satirical, and purely tongue-in-cheek outfit, while giving them a scare as to the possible contents of their burgers! Not only a conversation starter, the Apron is perfect for cooking at home or entertaining friends at summer BBQs as it is both practical and protective.

This novelty apron is a cotton-poly blend, is machine washable and measures 31L X 24W inches with adjustable 32inch straps for your waist and a 24 inch neck strap.

Cheeseburger and salad, please….. hold the dressage!

Features:

  • Satirical apron
  • Great gift for your meat-loving friends
  • 65% Polyester and 35% Cotton
  • Machine Washable
  • Measures: 31L X 24W inches with adjustable 32inch straps for your waist and a 24 inch neck strap
  • One size fits all

Please note: this apron is purely satirical and meant as a tongue-in-cheek novelty item. We most certainly don't condone the eating of horse meat, but do see this as a cheeky bit of horseplay on the age old saying: "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse".

Salt & Peeper Birdy Shaker

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FNFSALTPEEPER
Novelty > Living > Kitchen

This little peeper just wants to please! Turn his head to the right and his eyes change from blue to white and his beak dispenses salt; turn it left and his eyes turn black and of course his beak pours the pepper.

Holy Toast Bread Stamp

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FNFHOLYTOAST
Novelty > Living > Kitchen

Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you toast! Our easy-to-use Holy Toast stamper always makes a good impression. Clear peggable clamshell packaging.

  • Weight: 0.1 lbs
  • Dimensions: 4 x 0.5 x 7.25 inches
  • Material: Plastic

Ninja Mug (with Cover, Spoon & Coaster)

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NINMUG
Novelty > Living > Kitchen

Even silent assassins need a tea break – I’ll take mine with 2 sugars and pain.

Need to get your energy back for stabbing and jumping stealthily? This Ninja Mug will instantly revive your spirits - use it to hold your cup of tea. Note: green tea is the most ninja-like but have a builders' tea if you must.

Place the mug onto the ninja star coaster and stir in your sugar using the ninja sword spoon for full effect.

Features:

  • Included: ceramic mug - 8.5cm (dia), removable ninja cover, samurai spoon and ninja star/shuriken coaster
  • Ninja cover includes a pocket for the samurai spoon
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe - please remove cover before washing or heating

The Bat Mug

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BATMUG
Novelty > Living > Kitchen

Even caped crusaders need a tea break.

All tuckered out after another night of fighting crime? This dramatic ceramic mug with bat-wing handles is designed to be your tea break hero.

No one should be content with a low-key vessel for that all important cuppa – this dark defender looks great on the shelf and makes the perfect gift for any superhero fan!

The Bat Mug measures 7.8 X 21.7 X 10 cm and is microwave safe.

Features:

  • Quality ceramic
  • Bat-wing handles
  • Microwave safe

Frying Pan Clock

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PANCLK
Novelty > Living > Kitchen

Get kitsch in the kitchen!

Isn’t it about time that the Great English Breakfast got the recognition it deserves? Well, with this homage to the great fried egg, some would say it has been elevated to the lofty heights it deserves (or it just looks like you’ve thrown your breakfast at the wall...)

Not only is this eggy celebration a thing of beauty, it’s useful too!  Complete with knife and fork hands, the timepiece is the perfect home accessory for those who dare to be different.

A great gift for foodies and eccentrics alike!

Features:

  • Requires 1 x AA battery (not included)
  • Realistic looking fried egg timepiece

Up Yours Mug

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UPMUG
Novelty > Living > Kitchen

Say it straight with the Up Yours Mug.

Ideal as a Secret Santa gift for your favourite colleague or even your boss, the Up Yours mug is the gift that just keeps on giving.

From the outside, the mug looks rather inconspicuous: the surprise 3D gesture will only reveal itself as the victim finishes their tea.

Keep it at home or in the office for the days when you need a bit of cheering up, choose your victim and then offer to make them a nice cuppa!

Features:

  • Surprise gesture found at the bottom of the cup
  • Quality ceramic: 8.5cm (dia)
  • Dishwasher/microwave safe

King and Queen Salt and Pepper Mills

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ROYALMILLS
Novelty > Living > Kitchen

Made from 100% natural rubber wood with ceramic grinding mechanisms, our stylish set of salt and pepper grinders, modelled on classic King and Queen chess pieces will set your table apart from the competition.