So hungry you could eat a horse? As the saying goes... Wear your intentions on your apron at your next BBQ!
Make your friends laugh with this satirical, and purely tongue-in-cheek outfit, while giving them a scare as to the possible contents of their burgers! Not only a conversation starter, the Apron is perfect for cooking at home or entertaining friends at summer BBQs as it is both practical and protective.
This novelty apron is a cotton-poly blend, is machine washable and measures 31L X 24W inches with adjustable 32inch straps for your waist and a 24 inch neck strap.
Cheeseburger and salad, please….. hold the dressage!
Great gift for your meat-loving friends
65% Polyester and 35% Cotton
Measures: 31L X 24W inches with adjustable 32inch straps for your waist and a 24 inch neck strap
One size fits all
Please note: this apron is purely satirical and meant as a tongue-in-cheek novelty item. We most certainly don't condone the eating of horse meat, but do see this as a cheeky bit of horseplay on the age old saying: "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse".
This little peeper just wants to please! Turn his head to the right and his eyes change from blue to white and his beak dispenses salt; turn it left and his eyes turn black and of course his beak pours the pepper.
Even silent assassins need a tea break – I’ll take mine with 2 sugars and pain.
Need to get your energy back for stabbing and jumping stealthily? This Ninja Mug will instantly revive your spirits - use it to hold your cup of tea. Note: green tea is the most ninja-like but have a builders' tea if you must.
Place the mug onto the ninja star coaster and stir in your sugar using the ninja sword spoon for full effect.
Isn’t it about time that the Great English Breakfast got the recognition it deserves? Well, with this homage to the great fried egg, some would say it has been elevated to the lofty heights it deserves (or it just looks like you’ve thrown your breakfast at the wall...)
Not only is this eggy celebration a thing of beauty, it’s useful too! Complete with knife and fork hands, the timepiece is the perfect home accessory for those who dare to be different.
Made from 100% natural rubber wood with ceramic grinding mechanisms, our stylish set of salt and pepper grinders, modelled on classic King and Queen chess pieces will set your table apart from the competition.